Chapter ? - The End :(

Bob's life has been erased from the history of the Universe (and beyond). Since he never existed, I never wrote this, and you never read it.

So sad.

Chapter III - His Creation

"Let it to be that there is some shiny object which allows Me to be able to look around and see what is around Me," He said, and so it was.

"Let it to be that there is something kinda not-soft underneath Me so I can walk," He said, and so it was.

Let it to be that there is a not-see-able, but still there, stuff around Me," He said, and so it was.

"Let it to be that there is some wet and clear stuff that is drinkable all over the not-soft stuff," He said, and so it was.

chapter 3 is to be continued (the biographer is suffering from biographer's block)

Chapter II - Bob

He thought, and thought...and thought. And thought. And thought some more. After thinking, He decided upon a Name. He would be called Bob. It was short, simple, easy to remember. And it had a kind of Holy sound to it.

And then He thought a bit more.

And came up with a "blueprint" for His Creation.

end of chapter 2

Chapter I - The Being

In the beginning, end, and middle, for all of eternity, and never, It was infinitely _____ (fill the blank with any adjective, like heavy, bright, large, small, square, colorful, dark, conical, blue, purple, etc). And It was infinitely inhabited. (It was infinitely uninhabited, as well, but that story is for another time.) This infinite Inhabitant was a Being with a Mind. He was infinitely _____ (fill the blank with any adjective, like smart, powerful, omnipotent, stupid, forgetful--look, it doesn't really matter; the point is He was infinitely _____).

The Being was self-aware; He saw His potential, right at the beginning/end (which took place an infinite amount of time--and no time at all--in the past, future, and present). He knew what He wanted to do with His life. He would be a Creator....

end of chapter 1